Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
encounters
what's with you and wanting to be friendly with people who dont even like you? cant you tell the difference between hostile and friendly people? no? i thought as much... you went towards the same people i had a run in with a few months ago...you were within 3 feet of them and they still had a problem... told me i am not to leave you around when they are around too... i mean it was 10.00 p.m should i wait till midnight to bring you downstairs? are you not to be walking around either just because humans who are scared shitless of a dog are around? this time, i didnt say anything... didnt respond...didnt apologise... nothing and i think it pissed off little mrs muffet a lot more... when i didnt react, she threatened to "take up the matter with the association (residents association) to ensure that i am not allowed to keep the dog". for the first time, i replied with a smile and said..."yeah surely you should do that"
i have fought / argued with a total of 4 people in as many months over you....i will continue to do so if i know you are not to be blamed.... that's my love for you... Take it...
i have fought / argued with a total of 4 people in as many months over you....i will continue to do so if i know you are not to be blamed.... that's my love for you... Take it...
Friday, January 20, 2012
Chor
you love jhaadus... like the day i bought two from a vendor on a cycle and you insisted on having one to play with and wreck immediately.....
and last week, when you stole gangaram (the person in charge of our building's maintenance) and he chased you trying to get it back and you thought you struck upon such a fun game!
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
what were you thinking?
so yesterday it turns out, my darling sage, you decided it was time to embarrass me like a super bumper lottery. we were on our first walk of the morning, you went along the regular route to check on who else had been snooping about in the time that you were sleeping and began marking your milestones/ flagposts once again. I met the large gentleman with the small dog (Buddy the 4 year old pug). you guys sniffed about while the man and i spoke... general chit chat....buddy is the guy you are indifferent about, unlike Snicker the Dachshund or Chubby the Golden Retriever. you will give buddy a cursory sniff and then stand or sit by my feet till i begin to walk away. I had no reason to believe it was going to be different. Sometimes when the humans we meet on our walks chat for longer than you like, or you are bored, you just pull at the leash and indicate that you are done, and i have to wind up quickly too...
this gentleman who owns buddy loves to talk...which is fine... because i love that too... but he talks at the pace that a snail walks... i have to stop myself from completing his sentences.... yesterday was no different... he droned on and on... i was being polite and having an eye on you... you suddenly decided that you'd had enough and just lifted your leg and peed on Buddy!
the embarrassment! my god, thankfully my reflexes were quick and i pulled you away in time to prevent a shower on poor buddy!
what were you thinking Sage? for one... the gentleman will definitely not speak with me for a while now! and i will move on after the cursory hello from dog walkers!
Thursday, January 5, 2012
i miss you
i miss being able to hold you in one hand... now when you sit on my chest, i think i will suffocate and die... to think that you fitted inside a small basket...and now to deal with the bully you have become... you occupy the lone bench in the building and whosoever is sitting on it when you arrive, has to get up and make room for you, or be sat upon....
i miss you little sleeping baby dog... who is this monster you left in your place?
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